Smitty In The City

Brothers with other mothers…

Tue, 22 May 2012 09:13:38 -0400

Brothers with other mothers…

ugh. it would be a lot easier to call you if i had thumbs.

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 21:34:58 -0500

ugh. it would be a lot easier to call you if i had thumbs.

yappy Growl-entine’s day. hope it was spent snuggling...

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 00:50:29 -0500

yappy Growl-entine’s day. hope it was spent snuggling with the one you love. xx

well, mom said she needed help making the bed. so, i made...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 17:08:37 -0500

well, mom said she needed help making the bed. so, i made myself comfortable… in the bed.

I would have absolutely dominated the Puppy Bowl. Hut, set,...

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 13:33:22 -0500

I would have absolutely dominated the Puppy Bowl.

Hut, set, grrrrrrr.

What? Is he behind me again?

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:44:48 -0500

What? Is he behind me again?

happy birthday to my bitch, my mom…

Sat, 21 Jan 2012 03:29:45 -0500

happy birthday to my bitch, my mom…

Happy Pawnukkah!

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 20:43:18 -0500

Woof.

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 16:38:21 -0500

You might have noticed I’m pretty handsome. You also might have noticed I’m pretty stylish. My mom likes to think I get it from her, but let’s be serious— you’re just born with style. I can’t teach you this stuff. I can post pictures of myself in my outfits though.

I recently got a fur cut. While you’d think that’s no big deal for a California dog… it’s cold out. So, I’ve been wearing one of my favorite hoodies. It is a soft ivory fleece with grey details, faux (I’m not a cannibal) fur trimmed hood, and ironically embroidered with “Woof.” It’s a show stopper to say the least.

I guess it’s pretty easy to see why Fluff is so jealous of me. I’ve got the looks and the style.

Woof.

lick, lick,

Smitty

Pillow Fight

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 12:24:57 -0500

My mom made me a dog bed. She made it out of black satin because she couldn’t be bothered with your average run of the mill Petco dog bed in some tacky pattern. So, believe it or not, she made a nice big satiny pillow for me to lay on. I thought the only thing her fingers were good for was rubbing my belly and drinking champagne. Glad to know she’s more useful than she looks.

Anyway, so I’ve had my pillow for a couple of years now. It went missing for a little bit when we made the move from the Big Apple to the City of Angels, but it finally reappeared and believe you me… my little nub tail couldn’t be controlled.

I dug my spot, spun around (twice), and got comfy STAT. I finally had my home base back. (You see, no one is allowed to bother me when I’m resting on the pillow). Well, it was all well and fine until…

Yep, that’s right. Fluff Puff has made himself at home on MY pillow. Just look at him. Look at that smug face. GET OFF MY PILLOW!

Why is it that cats just think they own everything? You have the whole rest of the house to lay around. Why MY pillow? Go get your hairballs on something else. I worked long and hard making my pillow stink just right.

Well, I knew I had to do something. So I decided I would show Fluff that this was MY pillow and I was going to lay on it whether he was there or not.

Oh- looks like someone doesn’t like sharing. Not so much fun to share MY pillow is it, Fluff? Can’t stand the heat? Get off MY pillow.

Look who got HIS pillow back? That’s right. ME. Keep your fur to yourself, cat.

lick lick,

Smitty

my bark is louder than my bite.

Fri, 15 Apr 2011 16:06:34 -0400

my bark is louder than my bite.

ugh. is it friday yet?

Thu, 14 Apr 2011 18:49:33 -0400

ugh. is it friday yet?

Paws-itively Upsetting.

Fri, 08 Apr 2011 17:57:17 -0400

hey guys. you might have been wondering where I’ve been. no, i wasn’t out running in the grass or eating a t-bone steak (like i’d like). my parents moved. so, i have a whole new house that i need to sniff and pee on to let everyone (aka, Fluff Puff) know who’s boss.

as daunting as that sounds, my buddy patrick has a much sadder story. see, patrick was abandoned, abused and left for dead. luckily, a nice man found him and got him some help. he’s doing better now, but patrick and i want to spread the word and make sure none of our other buddies ever have to suffer what he did.

read patrick’s story here and then find out how you can help put a stop to animal abuse. i mean, who couldn’t love us? we’re so cute.

going in for a haircut this week. whaddya think?

Mon, 28 Mar 2011 14:22:48 -0400

going in for a haircut this week. whaddya think?

if choosing which toy to chew on is your biggest problem…...

Fri, 25 Mar 2011 17:15:00 -0400

if choosing which toy to chew on is your biggest problem… life is good.

um, is it hot in here? or is it just me?

Mon, 21 Mar 2011 18:25:39 -0400

um, is it hot in here? or is it just me?

my new “paw-fice” until mom makes me one of these....

Tue, 15 Mar 2011 20:59:00 -0400

my new “paw-fice” until mom makes me one of these. til then, this’ll have to do. (paw-fice = office… ugh, get it?)

puckish \ PUHK-ish \ , adjective; 1.Whimsical; mischievous;...

Mon, 14 Mar 2011 17:37:00 -0400

puckish

\ PUHK-ish \ , adjective; 1.Whimsical; mischievous; impish.

and this, my friends, is what a “side eye” looks...

Thu, 10 Mar 2011 16:14:57 -0500

and this, my friends, is what a “side eye” looks like. watch and learn.

i’m currently dictating this post to my mom. i have no...

Tue, 08 Mar 2011 14:29:33 -0500

i’m currently dictating this post to my mom. i have no thumbs so i find it hard to type.